onetownthatwontletyoudown:

Holy crap. I have almost 300 followers.

How the frak did that happen?

because

momentary-ecstasy:

ijustkeepitmovin replied to your post: I feel like some people are randomly b…

How massive is the gay? Wait,ur a gay? My life is a lie!lol

Oh yes. The gay is strong with me, my friend. 

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recklessly-indulgent said: Prompt: One of the girls gets sentenced to sleep on the couch, only for the other to climb on the couch too because she can't go to sleep angry.

reckless-deception:

Really, when Gail thinks about, this was all Steve and Traci’s fault. They’d been the ones who had bought that big house with a big yard and promised Leo that he could have a dog.

And they were the ones who had asked her to take Leo to the animal shelter to choose a stupid mutt while they started unpacking.

So considering the facts, Gail doesn’t think it’s fair that she’s the one being punished. She’d done exactly what she had promised Steve and Traci she would do. She’d let Leo look around and spend time with the dogs, and she’d steered him away from a Saint Bernard because she knew Steve had an irrational fear of the movie Beethoven.

She’d returned Leo home, safe and sound, and happily clutching the lead of a 7 month old black Labrador that Leo had opted to call Oreo after the slobbery pup had stolen the cookie – of the same name of course – straight from Gail’s hand, making her scowl unhappily while Leo laughed around a mouthful of his own in amusement.

Steve and Traci had fallen in love with the brown-eyed cookie thief the moment they’d set eyes on him, and Gail had classed the whole thing as a job well done.

She doesn’t think that it’s fair therefore, that she’s been banished to sleep on the couch.

Gail huffs grumpily into the darkness as she fluffs the cushion beneath her head, desperately trying to get comfortable. The patchwork-blanket Holly had thrown angrily her way before disappearing to their bedroom, getting tangled around her legs as she rolls over onto her side.

She let’s her arm dangle over the edge of the couch, her hand instantly reaching out to gently stroke against soft, ruffled fur.

Okay, so maybe Holly does have a right to be a little mad at her, Gail relents as a loud snore echoes around the room.

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monday’s just ‘round the corner

monday’s just ‘round the corner

this is me on the floor, bargaining for more free hours when sunday night hits

this is me on the floor, bargaining for more free hours when sunday night hits

Anonymous said: I love your drawings of Gail and Holly. They're all so cute. I know they're usually b/w, but I thought a cute wizarding blue drawing could be one of them pulling on the other's tie (ravenclaw/hufflepuff) to draw them into a kiss.

theoburr:

*straight face* I am physically incapable of drawing that.

Except oops…my hand slipped.

miserytorecovery:

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

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signal boost the shit out of this

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There is also an Android version

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theoburr:

Gail bed head. Teehee.

theoburr:

Gail bed head. Teehee.

theoburr:

I just love drawing Gail looking pissed off. I don’t know why. It just makes me happy.

theoburr:

I just love drawing Gail looking pissed off. I don’t know why. It just makes me happy.

philalexandros:

tranceofreading:

lianabrooks:

britegreenstar:

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.

Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money. 
While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.
That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating. 

I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough.

So much reblog.

philalexandros:

tranceofreading:

lianabrooks:

britegreenstar:

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.

Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money. 

While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.

That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating. 

I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough.

So much reblog.

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charlottesullivanfans:

@MattMurray28: This is how serious, professionals prepare for their scenes.. Charlotte and I are no nonsense actors… we serious!

charlottesullivanfans:

@MattMurray28: This is how serious, professionals prepare for their scenes.. Charlotte and I are no nonsense actors… we serious!

I feel like drawing.

theoburr:

Will take adorable prompts for my “Gail the Cat” series.

(01 - a) (01 - b) (02) (03)

Also willing to draw adorable Wizarding Blue things.

So long as the prompt is just cute and happy and fluffy. I’m in a fluffy mood.

Officer Lunchbox hanging out with the 15 gang at a summer BBQ or picnic or some outdoorsy shindig, and Gail’s already grumpy because she’s not in her natural habitat (cooled climate controlled room with ample buckets of cheese puffs). Holly then secretly steals Gail’s chips from her plate. Gail just barely eyes a hand grabbing her food loot and about to break out medieval style. But realizes it’s her Lunchbox and responds, “Oh, it’s just you. You can have them.”

I woke up this morning at 6 am (yes, 6-to-the-A-fucking-M) to go swimming. I apparently lost my mind somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday morning. If someone crosses path with said mind, please return or call my mom. She knows what to do with basically everything. But I digress. So yeah, 6 am wake up and went swimming. For 50 laps. Then I slept until 2 pm. Now, I’m hungry as fuck; which is perfect because I get to go and play with my parents’ newly acquired Vitamix machine thingy. Why banana ice cream on a 91F degrees and heat index 102F? Yes, please.

doctorlunchbox:

doctorlunchbox:

Banana

I just needed to know how many notes a mediocre rookie blue blogger could get on a post that just said banana

well, someone can always include some food (porn) to it to bump up notes count.

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boom!

weedyart:

Ok, so it has been a while since I have been on Redbubble (deleted my store a while ago) and this morning I found myself playing with some stuff.

They sell pillows… FUCKING PILLOWS!!! I want Gail & Holly all over my bed.

Spazzing out. By the way, these aren’t for sale. This post is pointless. I just liked seeing their faces on a pillow. A FUCKING PILLOW!!!

If these were actually for sale, I can literally drool on officer lunchbox.